Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Why a mom is (usually) always late

I'm anal about being on time (pun intended... you'll see). Even now my HR is going up thinking about being late for preschool. But as I undid his diaper to change him, I realized I had caught him immediately pre-poop. Of course, if I redo the diaper, he'll take 10 years to complete it. He adamantly refuses to poop on da potty. But the millisecond I get a new diaper under his stubborn bum, he'll have ass-plody (I learned a new word last night!! Thanks MonkeyGirl et al.). Now he's in a crouch roughly resembling that of Olympic swimmers attempting to poop and not poop at the same time.

*sigh*

We're gonna be late.

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